Famous cliches, quotes, 1 liners, etc...

[Dan]

If these are all famous 1 liners, my bubble must be thicker than I thought,lol.

No Yogi quotes yet? I'm surprised.

[jm1647]

We're only going to score 17 points Ha, Ha, Ha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkZUyqgQ6as&NR=1

here is the video attached that was in the link but was removed by OP

[NightTran]

Originally Posted by jm1647

We're only going to score 17 points Ha, Ha, Ha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkZUyqgQ6as&NR=1

To beat a Giants team you need a Giants

[soup]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

It ain't over till it's over.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

One brick shy of a full load.

The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

Not playing with a full deck.

The lights are on, but nobody's home.

[dr_ml422]

i was born at night, but not last night.

2 beers short of a 6 pack.

take a long walk off a short pier.

when you can turn adversity into opportunity, it doesn't test your character, it defines it.

there's 3 sides to the truth. my side. your side. and the truth.

happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have. 1 of the fellas quoted this. can't remember who right now.

in the scheme of things this is nothing but a speck of dirt.

we love that which we have suffered for. Leon Festinger

99% of life is showing up. Woody Allen.

keep looking, and looking, and you will find 5 paws on a cat.

if it ain't broke don't fix it.

[soup]

There is a piece of sh1t on the end of this stick laddie, well it's not on this end sergeant major.

Do you like sex & travel? yes. Well _ _ _ _ off then.

If brains were chocolate, you wouldn't have enough to fill a smartie.

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Even God took a day off.

[dr_ml422]

what's that have to do w/the price of tea in china?

give me a few million i'll show you how miserable i'd be.

everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

sh1t or get off the pot.

the institution of marriage. who wants to live in an institution?

how important is it?

[drfsupercenter]

This one time, at band camp...

[Kabuchan]

@ dr_ml422 - "it is what it is." The Japanese have the same saying though it has many meanings ... Shikata ga nai.

"Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill."
"When I was your age ... "

[Bill88]

It is better to be judged by 12 than carried by6!!!!

work hard, play harder.

the rat race is over, the rats won.

[dr_ml422]

good 1 Bill. Reminds me of my profile. decided to get out of the rat race, cause no matter who wins, you're still a rat.

Common sense ain't too common anymore.

pride cometh before the fall.

there's a reason for everything.

Love is in the eye of the beholder.

it's the blind leading the blind.

the inmates are running the asylum.

practice doesn't make perfect. perfect practice makes perfect.

growing old is natural. growing up is spiritual.

it's like shoveling sh1t in the wind.

those who give advice don't get wiser. those who take it do.

advice is always given. rarely taken.

i never ever took steroids. my wife did. Roger Clemens.

the devil made me do it.

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

issues are like tissues. the more you pull out. the more appear.

your the apple of my eye.

too many chiefs. not enough indians.

you say your a leader. then lead.

[aarathi]

"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds." -Shakespeare
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. " - Albert Eistein

[dr_ml422]

"Let us dare to read, think, speak and write." John Adams, 1765

they'll slap him once to start talking, and 20 times to shut up.

don't say you're humble. the mere act of saying it doesn't make you humble at all.

life is such that we come to the conclusion that we're not responsible for everything that happens in our lives, but we sure as hell are accountable.

[Bill88]

Your not the brightest crayon in the box.

A few fries short of a happy meal.

Its hard to soar like an eagle when your flying with turkeys!

[dr_ml422]

he has all the answers. just forgot the question.

I forgot more than you'll ever know.

what you don't know won't hurt you.

It's a fact that you feel, but feelings aren't facts.

It is better to do 1 thing right, then many things wrong.

the sky's the limit, and the limit's the sky.

It's not the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean.

You gotta ride that wave till it hits the beach. Hopefully it'll never get there, or at least take its time.

Memories don't die. They last 4ever.

It was a Kodak moment.

Is it live or Memorex?

The first one's free.

Nothing could be further from the truth.

I never promised you a rose garden.