Famous cliches, quotes, 1 liners, etc... - Page 4

venson43 · 30 Jun 2008, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blutach

Might be a famous one liner, but what a crock.

Regards

Can you CAN a can as a canner can CAN a can, now crock that

Wombler · 3 Jul 2008, 06:12 AM

Here's a genuinely ancient one that's always been a favourite of mine.

The wise man speaks when he thinks he has something to say, the fool speaks when he thinks has to say something - Plato

Wombler

dr_ml422 · 12 Sep 2008, 03:55 PM

The best thing about my childhood is that it's over.

Never send a boy to do a man's job.

Never send anyone to do something you never did yourself.

When in doubt don't do anything.

It's just a job Charlie. Just a job.

Why buy the cow if you're getting the milk for free.

It's not the years. It's the mileage.

dr_ml422 · 19 Sep 2008, 03:37 PM

anyone could be a father, but it takes someone special to be a Dad.

there's no such thing as control. control is an illusion.

don't believe anything you hear and 1/2 of what you see.

dr_ml422 · 11 Nov 2008, 01:47 PM

Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely: Lord Action.

dr_ml422 · 2 Dec 2008, 11:49 PM

The Master was taking his daily walk when he came across one of his students.
"Good morning Master."

"Good morning grasshopper. How have you been?"

"I've been very well Master. "I've been practicing everything you've taught me and now I feel I have even surpassed you and come into my own."

"Oh really lil hopper and how that? Can you explain?"

"I've incorporated all the skills you taught me, and have added my own. This I feel has lifted me up and above everything we ever did. I've arrived."

"Lil hopper. Don't ever let your ego and pride get the best of you. You will only be disappointed and confused when the truth rises and quenches your thirst."

"How so Master? Please explain. I'm beginning to feel confused already."

"Lil hopper. You could never surpass me by coming into your own. I've taught you everything you know. Not everything I know. Coming into your own will never suffice."

"Master forgive me for giving in to human desires and disrespecting you. I now know why they call you Master."

At that instant the Master took out his cane of bamboo and struck the grasshopper 3 times on the head before a blink of his eye.

"Ouch that hurt."

"Yes it did lil hopper and that's why I'm the Master!" With that the Master left with a small grin and continued with his daily walk.

PurpleDemon · 22 Aug 2009, 02:20 AM

To know the road ahead, ask those coming back

PurpleDemon · 31 Aug 2009, 02:18 PM

I used to believe that anything was better than nothing. Now I know that sometimes nothing is better

rainbow87 · 1 Sep 2009, 03:46 AM

hello,all

rainbow87 · 1 Sep 2009, 03:47 AM

i am rainbow

rainbow87 · 1 Sep 2009, 03:47 AM

nice to meet you here

PurpleDemon · 5 Oct 2009, 04:08 PM

If you want breakfast in bed? Sleep in the kitchen.

Spay or Neuter your pets, weird friends and strange relatives.

Alien Bay · 19 Oct 2009, 05:39 AM

I always wanted to be a doctor, but I never had the patience.

Kabuchan · 22 Oct 2009, 12:30 PM

A good husband is healthy and always on a business trip ... Japanese proverb.

farr921 · 10 Sep 2012, 03:10 PM

"Money is the root of all evil"
-this is a popular cliche used to warn a person who is extremely money-minded.

"We are known by the company we keep"
-this one perhaps invented be a rather caring and loving mother who didn't want her son to fall in bad company.It is a good one to alert the innocent about the problems they may fall into if they keep the company of bad people.

3 Jul 2008, 06:12 AM	#47
Wombler Affable Wanderer Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 169	Here's a genuinely ancient one that's always been a favourite of mine. The wise man speaks when he thinks he has something to say, the fool speaks when he thinks has to say something - Plato Wombler Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook Reddit!

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dr_ml422 Lord of Digital Video Join Date: May 2007 Location: New York City. Posts: 1,903	The best thing about my childhood is that it's over. Never send a boy to do a man's job. Never send anyone to do something you never did yourself. When in doubt don't do anything. It's just a job Charlie. Just a job. Why buy the cow if you're getting the milk for free. It's not the years. It's the mileage. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook Reddit! __________________ SAMSUNG SH-S203B, SAMSUNG SH-S223F, Take the suggestions and follow the directions. The results will speak for themselves. Google is definitely our friend.

19 Sep 2008, 03:37 PM	#49
dr_ml422 Lord of Digital Video Join Date: May 2007 Location: New York City. Posts: 1,903	anyone could be a father, but it takes someone special to be a Dad. there's no such thing as control. control is an illusion. don't believe anything you hear and 1/2 of what you see. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook Reddit!

11 Nov 2008, 01:47 PM	#50
dr_ml422 Lord of Digital Video Join Date: May 2007 Location: New York City. Posts: 1,903	Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely: Lord Action. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook Reddit!

2 Dec 2008, 11:49 PM	#51
dr_ml422 Lord of Digital Video Join Date: May 2007 Location: New York City. Posts: 1,903	The Master was taking his daily walk when he came across one of his students. "Good morning Master." "Good morning grasshopper. How have you been?" "I've been very well Master. "I've been practicing everything you've taught me and now I feel I have even surpassed you and come into my own." "Oh really lil hopper and how that? Can you explain?" "I've incorporated all the skills you taught me, and have added my own. This I feel has lifted me up and above everything we ever did. I've arrived." "Lil hopper. Don't ever let your ego and pride get the best of you. You will only be disappointed and confused when the truth rises and quenches your thirst." "How so Master? Please explain. I'm beginning to feel confused already." "Lil hopper. You could never surpass me by coming into your own. I've taught you everything you know. Not everything I know. Coming into your own will never suffice." "Master forgive me for giving in to human desires and disrespecting you. I now know why they call you Master." At that instant the Master took out his cane of bamboo and struck the grasshopper 3 times on the head before a blink of his eye. "Ouch that hurt." "Yes it did lil hopper and that's why I'm the Master!" With that the Master left with a small grin and continued with his daily walk. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook Reddit!

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10 Sep 2012, 03:10 PM	#60
farr921 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 3	"Money is the root of all evil" -this is a popular cliche used to warn a person who is extremely money-minded. "We are known by the company we keep" -this one perhaps invented be a rather caring and loving mother who didn't want her son to fall in bad company.It is a good one to alert the innocent about the problems they may fall into if they keep the company of bad people. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Facebook Reddit!

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