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Old 13 Sep 2007, 08:56 AM   #1
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Talking KABU! - How many dogs to change a light bulb? (or cats) :D

Kabu didn't care for my last "pet" thread, maybe she will like this one better!
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I present the question:

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

TIBETAN TERRIER:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!

DACHSHUND:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER:
Make me.

PIT BULL:
I'll chew up the light bulb & spit sand!

LAB:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

POODLE:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

BEAGLE:
HUH?!?!? WHAT?!?!? ME?!?!?

DOBERMAN:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

BOXER:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

CHIHUAHUA:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

SHI-TZU:
Puh-leeze dah-ling. What are servants for?

IRISH WOLFHOUND:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....

GERMAN SHEPARD:
Alright, everyone. Stop where you are. Who busted the light?

POINTER:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

GREYHOUND:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

HOUND DOG:
ZZZZZZzzzzz...z....z....z....z...z...z...z

CATS:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light, some dinner, and a massage?? Wake me when it's completed...on second thought, don't wake me...


All of which proves that while dogs have master, cats have staff...
I welcome your comments!
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LMAO katz!!! You are too kind
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Great one, Katz
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